The Targo: Why do you have to say I lived in my parent's basement? It was my own room! Not the basement.
Me: Does that really sound better? Besides, "your mom's basement" is for comic effect.
The Targo: You just like making fun of me. How many years have I heard those jokes?
A few minutes pass.
The Targo: I think I'm going to start my own blog and talk about you. I'll call it "My Right Nerve!"