What about my Harry Potter book?
In HATE,
Marianne
Dear Good Client, Whom We Refuse Adequate Customer Service,
Greetings from Amazon.com.We thought you'd like to know that we shipped
your items, and that this completes your order.
Patronizingly yours,
Amazon.com
I admit my tolerance level has stepped down a notch, but COME ON! Just now shipping it? Eight days later?