Me: Hey Targo, want a piece of gum?
The Targo: No. I hate gum. I think it should be banned, like in Singapore. That's one thing Singapore got right!
Me: What? Are you crazy? What's wrong with gum? It freshens your breath. It can prevent cavities. What's wrong with gum?!
The Targo: It gets everywhere. It's always stuck to tables, on the ground... and look there's some on this bench.
Me: It's not the gum's fault; it doesn't stick itself. People stick gum.
The Targo: Okay, now you just sound like the NRA.