Because, That's Why

Thank God. Kristabella tagged me just a few days ago. Now I have something to write about. Because honestly, I couldn't bore you all more. Shh... I know.

Four First Names of Crushes I Had

1. Jason
2. Chris
3. Kevin
4. Craig

I'm pretty sure this could not be a more WASP-y list of names. Good
Lord. I read this question wrong, so The Targo isn't on there.

Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned

1. My Color Guard sweatshirt
2. This cute pair of expensive shoes my dog ate when he was a
   puppy. Then again, this was 1997 -- so maybe they're not cute
   anymore except in my kitten-filled memories.
3. You know ... I'm not that into clothes. But I really like
   pajamas. I had this cute satiny nightgown in college. I can't even
   remember if I ever wore it.
4. I've got this Cardinals shirt that I haven't been able to find since we
   moved. Does that count?

Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try

1. FBI Analyst
2. Epidemiologist
3. Attorney
4. Realtor

Could this list be any nerdier? I should have listed "Rocket
Scientist" in there for good measure.

Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go On a Date With

1. Rob Thomas
2. ummm...
3. hmmm...
4. uhhhh...

Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat

1. GAH... Bologna
2. Sauerkraut
3. Corned Beef (Reubens are my idea of hell)
4. Cornish Game Hens --- GAG! Anything with bones grosses me out.
   But this? This is some nasty stuff.

Four Things I Like to Sniff
Is this a real question? I want to know what the sought answers might be.

I can't even think how to answer this.

True story, I've broken my nose twice, and my sense of smell sucks. For most things. Since becoming pregnant, I seem to have a super sense of smell for things of funk. Maybe I like to snort pumpkin pie candles? Perhaps I just thought that was a weird thing to admit?

Four People to Tag

Umm... Sarah, Christi, Tara, Candy