I'm totally not one of those people who feels the need to make fun of others a lot. Well, except for my pal Nogy and The Targo. But seriously, spend five minutes with these people and you won't be able to help yourself either.
Anyhoo...
The Scene: A beach on the Mediterranean Sea. Our couple is minding their own business, watching the water. An American couple is about 15 feet away, stage left. Behind them sits a European couple.
American Man to the super-beautiful European woman: So, we're from the U.S. - Massachusetts. Where are you two from?
European woman: We're Belgians.
American Man: Oh really! I've always wanted to go to Holland, or "the Netherlands." It must be so nice there.
Me, stage-whispering: And that's a whole other country. Omigod!
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Hee! That's like me ordering the Spanish equivalent of macaroni and cheese every time we went out to eat in Malaga.
Awesome!
Did the Belgian woman say it all bitchy? Because that's how I'm picturing it in my head.
"We're Belgians." (turns nose up)
Oh that's sounds like something I would do! That's hilarious.
ROTFLMAO! *snort*
Heh. The sad thing is there are so many, many like him out there.
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