I'm totally not one of those people who feels the need to make fun of others a lot. Well, except for my pal Nogy and The Targo. But seriously, spend five minutes with these people and you won't be able to help yourself either.
The Scene: A beach on the Mediterranean Sea. Our couple is minding their own business, watching the water. An American couple is about 15 feet away, stage left. Behind them sits a European couple.
American Man to the super-beautiful European woman: So, we're from the U.S. - Massachusetts. Where are you two from?
European woman: We're Belgians.
American Man: Oh really! I've always wanted to go to Holland, or "the Netherlands." It must be so nice there.
Me, stage-whispering: And that's a whole other country. Omigod!