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Monday, November 26, 2007

I Can't Believe How Hard This Is

Are we there yet? No? It's only the 26th? *SOB*

Omigosh, I have absolutely nothing to write about. Except that I feel the need to sleep 12 hours per day. But really? Not. Interesting.

Fortunately, The Targo is just as much of a dork as I am and found a little gem on the Interweb. Craigslist is doing this "Best of..." series and mygah, this is priceless:

To my Ex-GF's Cat

Date: 2007-05-17, 11:26PM PDT

I don't miss her, but I miss you. You are the only cat I ever liked...and I think you liked me as I'm the only person you let pick up and walk around with. Sure, you were crabby, sounded like a rusty can when you were meowing, would ignore the laser pointer and got pissed at me when I needed to work and not pet you. Oh sure, you'd complain and make me feel bad for feeding you the same thing and at the same time as her other 2 cats, but did you notice I'd always slip you a piece of meat from my dinner plate? I know you were old and stairs were not as easy as they used to be, so I was always secretly glad and flattered to hear your voice by the bedroom door when I'd stay over. I know her kids liked the other animals in the house more then you, and I'm sorry, but I liked you better then her kids anyway. And yes, I know you watched me walk away that last time I left; I knew I wouldn't be coming back so I hope you found that catnip mouse I left in your secret hiding deserved 1 last rush in your old age.

I'm not sure if you are even still alive as I haven't been by the house since March of 05, but I hope that you are happy, warm and still catching the beam of sunlight in your favorite spot.

Anyway, just wanted you to know that you were the only cool cat I've ever known and that I miss you.

I don't know who this guy is, but I really, truly understand him.


Michelle said...

*sniff* I can so relate as well. That is how I felt about that miserable ole' Shelly-cat in Leicester. *sniff*

Aimee said...

awww that's a nice one.

L Sass said...

Too bad he didn't sue for joint custody of the kitty!

kristabella said...

There are some weird, weird people on Craigslist.

The Hotfessional said...

Adorable. Luckily, I made sure I got custody of the cats (both now dead, but definitely better than the ex.)