- the snooze button - despite implying that you'll wake me up nine minutes later, you let me oversleep.
- ligament laxity - ouch!
- today's lunch that's still sitting in my fridge at home - can I borrow $5?
- the dude driving the black pickup who almost ran me into oncoming traffic this morning - I realize I don't have the right to be on the road with you. What in the world was I thinking?
- the New England Patriots - irrational white hot hate
- the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru - really, is my total dependent on the money I hand you?
Are you in conflict with anyone or anything today?