- the snooze button - despite implying that you'll wake me up nine minutes later, you let me oversleep.
- ligament laxity - ouch!
- today's lunch that's still sitting in my fridge at home - can I borrow $5?
- the dude driving the black pickup who almost ran me into oncoming traffic this morning - I realize I don't have the right to be on the road with you. What in the world was I thinking?
- the New England Patriots - irrational white hot hate
- the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru - really, is my total dependent on the money I hand you?
Are you in conflict with anyone or anything today?
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I am in conflict with nothing because our houseguests went home this morning and I get to do whatever I want to! Yay!
But yeah, I feel you on all of those bullet points most days.
Nope. At my SB's a cute, smiling, angelic barrista handed me my mocha with this, "Four shots, two pumps and lots of love. Enjoy." *sniff* How can you have any hate after that? Maybe it's just you, MR? *wink*
My husband who ate the last rice crispy treat- Definately not BFF material!!
Can my ENTIRE JOB be not-my-BFF today?? I have a bad attitude about pretty much every coworker and task today.
Today is not my BFF because I totally thought it was Wednesday.
The treadmill that I have to get on when I get home is NOT my BFF.
Hmm...I'm definitely in conflict with the IT department at my work. If I have to hear, "Did you try to reboot?" one more time I think I'll have to scream.
I'm not a technical genius, but I'm also not an idiot.
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