Me: "You know, I would really like a toaster. I'm getting tired of making toast the old-timey way - on a griddle."
The Targo: "No problem! I've got a Bed, Bath & Beyond coupon."
A few days later...
*Swearing coming from the kitchen*
Me: "Dude. What's wrong?"
The Targo: "Have we always had all of these white appliances?"
Me: "Yeah, for the last five years. Why?"