A New Weirdest Thing

This is my favorite Mystic story. (Go ahead, have a read. It will make you giggle!) However, New Cat might have it beat.

I came home from work today and the apartment looked like a tornado ran through it. Sadly, that's nothing unusual about that... Most everything was normal: Mystic's hoard of hair bands was adding color to the cat food. New Cat's collection of fuzzy mice was headed out the door. But there was just something not quite right. Oh yeah. One of the cats, I'm not saying any names, was carrying around a hanger from the dry cleaner. Cardboard strip and all. Just because it seemed like a cool thing to do, I guess. That totally beats out DayQuil or a dime any day.