You see, maternity pants are a little too big. Excuses, excuses - blah blah. So, I've been wearing one or two pairs of my "fat pants" to mix it up. But really, does that excuse me from the fashion faux pas that I'm committing today?
Despite my khaki pants and red t-shirt, if anyone asks me for a cart, they're getting smacked. Because is it ever okay to dress like you work at Target? Ever?
*EDIT 2:30 pm* I should also mention that I had to unexpectedly attend a funeral this morning... In Target wear. Awesome.