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Friday, September 14, 2007

How Bizarre #2

In my dreams, I'm under the impression that I'm a superhero. Awesome right? But for some reasons, all the villains go after Mystic. I just don't understand.

The other night, it was a particularly evil bad guy who stole my kitty. She fought back because she's a biter trooper. Mystic took the guy down and bit the daylights out of him. In true litigious American fashion, the bad guy pressed charges against Mystic.

I stood there helplessly as the police officer put Mystic in an evidence envelope (these are sometimes just manila envelopes) with just her little head sticking out. And then, he put her into a FedEx box.

From my vantage point of on high (wherever the hades I happened to be), I saw this occurring. In a run that may have saved me from the zombies, I went all crazy cat lady on 5-0.

I saved her! I did! And she bit me. And I woke up. And she was biting me.


L Sass said...

Wow, Mystic is such a trouble maker!! Gettin' sued, gettin' trapped in FedEx boxes, bitin' mom. Bad news, kitty!

Christi said...

Wow...crazy dream. Mystic reminds me of a cat I used to have but fatter. LOL :)

Kristabella said...

Wow, you totally beat me out for the Crazy Cat Lady Award. I never dream about my cats.

Probably because they sleep on my head.

Anonymous said...

Eeep! Crazy preggo dreams. I remember them well.....

Aimee said...

oh my goodness, I love Mystic's cranky face. We call that aerodynamic face at our house. hehe.

Humor Girl said...

What the heck!? haha Isn't that crazy how our pets have such strong personalities!!

I wonder what your dream means?

Melissa said...

Thanks for checking out my blog the other day...which brought me here and face to face with Mystic. Aw, she looks just like my former kitty, Klaus. We lost him earlier this year after 15 great, howling, neck-snuggling, wrist-biting years. Keep saving them, even when they bite you for it -- they're worth it!