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Monday, September 17, 2007

Showing Your Class

This is an odd post to follow the "Omigosh, I am SO nice!" post. But - grrrr - what an annoying way to start the day.

I stopped into Dunkin' Donuts this morning to get my milk and croissant. When I was walking out of the door, this super "classy" woman had just pulled into the parking lot. How classy was she, you ask. WOW. She was the kind of classy that lets you know she was a hella lot more important than you or I could ever hope to be. Allow me to demonstrate.

Obviously-Important-Lady-at-Dunkin'-Donuts' How to be Classy List:
  • Drive a pretty, brand-spanking-new, black Lexus (This is just jealousy on my part because I will never be able to afford a car that costs that much.)
  • Parallel park said Lexus across three (!!!) perpendicular parking spots
  • Wear a Michael Vick jersey

You're awesome, lady.

(*EDIT* I think I'm still sleeping. The number of typos in this post keeps multiplying.)

6 comments:

Kristabella said...

I would have punched her in the face. And then said that's a side effect to your pregnancy.

WHY would you wear a Michael Vick jersey? Are you showing your support?

Where is this DD? Because I want to punch her in the face now.

L Sass said...

Wow, I hate that lady from all the way across the country!!

The Hotfessional said...

Oh.No.She.Di'nt.

I think we need to call Jen Lancaster and have her take her puppies over to have a little visit with this [ehem] beeeyotch.

The Mouse said...

Ugh. I think she comes to our Second Cup (Canadian DD) every morning, too! *snarl, growl, grumble*

My name is Rima. said...

Oh, man, I would have totally keyed her car! Or slashed her tires . . . or something.

Christi said...

All I can say is BOOOOO!!