This didn't really happen to me. It happened to my brother, Chris.
Chris recently had laser eye surgery. While he was recovering, he decided to languish at one of the Las Vegas casino hotels. He called my mom to tell her about it.
Chris: "So, I stayed at Planet Hollywood. When I checked in, they told my I'd be staying in the Macaulay Culkin suite."
My mom laughed hysterically at this. (I obviously get my social cool from her.)
Chris: "I was okay with it, until I actually got up there. He was everywhere! In the bedroom. In the bathroom. It was unbelievable."
I'm sure my mom was snorting at this point.
Chris: "When I woke up the next morning, there was Macaulay Culkin. And mom, I got my eyes fixed, so I could see him."
My dad may have had to perform CPR at this point.
Chris: "But mom, the worst part was that they offered me a Macaulay Culkin t-shirt when I checked out. Really, does anyone say yes to that?"