I don't know if you recall, but The Targo and I were super-secretive about our baby names. Our biggest reason was that people always have some opinion of what you want to name your kids.
Apparently, I have turned into one of those people. A birth announcement just circulated around work, and seriously, this child had five middle names. Now, seriously, I've seen two, even three, middle names. But, five? Think how difficult it's going to be to fill out a scantron!